Current Placement
Client: Vane Capital (Sydney Branch)
Role: Temporary Data Entry Clerk
Task: Manually digitize hard-copy ledger keys into the secure database.
Status: CLIENT TERMINATED ASSIGNMENT
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# ASH'S AUTOMATION SCRIPT (WRITTEN AT 2:15 PM OUT OF BOREDOM)
import os
import shutil
# I didn't want to type these out manually, so I just grabbed the first 12 chars.
# It's probably fine.
def process_keys(filepath):
with open(filepath, 'r') as f:
keys = f.readlines()
with open('master_db.txt', 'w') as f:
for key in keys:
f.write(key[:12] + '\n') # Oops. The keys are 256-bit hashes.
# [SYSTEM RESULT: $400,000,000 IN OFFSHORE ASSETS PERMANENTLY INACCESSIBLE]