HACKED // SHINY HEAD // HACKED

I treat access like currency! I am sleaze wrapped in influence! I sniff noses and hum in the mirror!

> [ROOT ACCESS GRANTED]
>
> hey shiny boy.
> next time you try to gatekeep an audition from a girl you think you can manipulate... maybe don't type your 4-digit password into your phone in plain sight.
>
> i watched your fat, sweaty sausage fingers tap out your birthday.
> you think you're the bad boy of radio?
> JUST TAKE ME TO THE F***ING BAND.
>
> - Don't go near this sleeze puppet or his bat rabbies.

I AM A CRAP TRAP CASH MAN